ZeldaQueen: Howdy folks, here's where I post my final musings on Breaking Dawn. Enjoy!
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ZeldaQueen: Well, nothing to cap a terrible story off like the author roundabout praising themself through a series of irrelevant "thank you"s

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Projection Room Voices: Well, you've done it. Once you finish this sporking, you'll have finished assessing Breaking Dawn. How do you feel?

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ZeldaQueen: Right. What do we have in store for the second-to-last chapter.

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ZeldaQueen: Well the snack room is being fumigated for termites, so we might as well do another chapter here. Just two more after this one, right?
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ZeldaQueen: Right. Finally getting towards the end! What've we got this chapter?

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ZeldaQueen: Right, must be getting near the climax now. What do we have?
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ZeldaQueen: How many chapters after this one?

Projection Room Voices: Five.
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Projection Room Voices: You're ready awful soon.

ZeldaQueen: Well, my writing class was canceled and the sooner I do this, the sooner it's done.

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Projection Room Voices: We're terribly sorry, there seems to have been some sort of a mix-up. You have seven more chapters to spork after this one, not one. So sorry!

ZeldaQueen: What?!?

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